We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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