Quick, to the slutcave!
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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