Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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