How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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