try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Too much gin, very little bucket
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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