So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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