i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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