I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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