Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Randomize
