ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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