My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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