i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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