Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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