Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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