Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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