I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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