i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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