My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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