he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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