if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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