I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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