Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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