This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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