seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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