Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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