Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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