i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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