sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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