Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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