He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Are we still banned from the library?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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