windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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