I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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