So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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