I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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