just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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