3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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