I want to stick my p in your. b.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Im part way to drunk.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
