girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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