CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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