Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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