She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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