new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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