sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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