I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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