I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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