Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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