this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
