do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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