I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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