Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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